Dark days call for dark humor. Also, it was 24 years ago.
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Knock knock
Who’s there?
To
To who?
To whom 
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I just bought a Humpty Dumpty toy from Aldi.
It’s brilliant, it comes with Aldi Kings horses and Aldi Kings men…
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last week I fell into an upholstery machine.
I’m now fully recovered.
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I’ve decided to kill off a few characters i the book I’m writing. Will deffo spice up my autobiography.
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uniformed comes from uninformed
The wordplay works much better in German, of course. Uniformiert kommt von uninformiert. The words sound almost identical.
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A man with delusions of grandeur walks into a pub an orders everyone around.
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The person who invented the ferris wheel never met the person who invented the merry go round. They traveled in different circles.
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Why do teenagers hang out in groups of 3 or 5?
Because they can’t even.
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Barbie dolls give little boys unrealistic expectations… of how easy it’s gonna be to tear off a head
- Anthony Jeselnik
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why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
because the p is silent.
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As in bath…