Dude I wish I could have nightmares, its been so long since I had one. Sadly cheese didn’t work.
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maybe try ingesting the distilled tortured souls of the damned or perhaps a spot of deviled egg two days past expiration.
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Or as I like to call it, parenting!
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Does 80’s music count before bed?
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Only when I’m in a really psychedelic mood. The stuff my brain comes up with when I eat cheese before going to sleep is Lovecraft-ian.
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Whenever I come across this thread, I’m reminded of this indie film I watched like 20 years ago that was called I Want Someone To Eat Cheese With.
Anyways, it might be time for someone to make a sequel titled I Want Someone To Eat Cheese Before Bed With.
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I watched this too. It was very Jeff Garlin, if that makes sense.
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Careful, cheese tricks your brains! → Casomorphin - Wikipedia
(then your body struggles to digest it during the night, hence the nightmares or the bad sleep). 
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Also parenting!
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Oh for sure. I remember this line from the movie, he said something like “I’ve got this great parking spot near Wrigley”, and the other person was like “You don’t even live near Wrigley”, and he’s like, “Yeah, but it’s a great spot”.
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Cheese causes bad parenting?
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I’m not sure if it’s the cheese or me! Could be a combination of both. All I know is, I am bad at it!
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Cheese leads to nightmares, nightmares lead to bad parenting leads to great artists. Or you know, drug addicts.
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Had to!!!
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Thanks mom and dad!
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just had a bit of padano before i retire to bed - the crunch is fantastic, i might have to go back for more just to make sure i dream craziness
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Technically any cheese you eat is “before bed” as long as you sleep at some point in your life after consuming cheese.
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This reminds me the rules of handling mogwais. Do not feed before midnight (or after midnight), otherwise they turn into gremlins
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It’s Hedbergian quantum logic.
I woke up to eat some cheese… so I ate cheese after waking up, but I went back to sleep… so I had cheese before bed, too.
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