Coming soon

[Philippe-2000]

I am strating to think that @Ess is actually a botnet designed to make us loose our minds

[arctor023]

@xidnpnlss

Yall do realize this thread is basically free marketing research for Elektron right?

I mean I don’t care. Have all the ideas, you cheeky teases you.

just sayin’…

[SoundRider]

At least I wasn’t disappointed, when the truth came out
Last year Digitone … this year ? … let’s wait … maybe more teasers coming up …

[Ess]

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[Ryan]

And there’s the clue that he semi-promised.

Who wants to decode it?

Fine, I will

Edit: shoot, well NEVERMIND THEN!

[DoS]

@Ess

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ư̴̧̜̞̥̅͂̍̈́͋͊̇̚͘ͅx͙̣̮̗̟͕̬̙͍͌̓̓̎̄͐͞͞s̢̺̣̣̳͐̽̌͛̅̄̈́͘͞b̮͈̲̭͚͓̝̬͒̔͗̈̇̈̈̿͘ͅ

Extended USB!!

[kizunaut]

Iä iä Ctulhu R’lyeh F’taghn

[Ess]

I mean I ain’t no b̵̰̩̜͛̀̀͐̉̑͆͛̕͜͜o͈̝̺̟̱͔͔͎͚̿͆̎̃͊͢t̵̨̛̤̖̦̞̹͍̟̯̾̆̉̋̈́͑͂͊!

[what_lives]

Klaatu verata nictu

[sazi]

Hail to the king, baby!

[Ess]

What, you’re gonna let a little glitch stop you?

[Normalogic]

Maybe the glitch itself is the clue

[darenager]

Hmm, that text dump from @Ess could surely be decoded in a text editor.

[DavidL]

This is looking more and more like those ‘innovative’ job ads

messageCenter.beg({‘target’: simon, ‘item’: cabinet.beans[0], ‘action’: action.spill})
.success(cheer)
.fail(sigh)

END_OF_CHEESE

[Ryan]

@Normalogic

Maybe the glitch itself is the clue

Good call! I think the new Elektron release will be:

A machine that makes music

[PomPomOne]

@Ess

j̺̗̤̻̔́̾̒̓̽̚ͅh̷̨̨̡̛̺͕̥͉̞̽̓̓̈̒̈͐l̬̠̗͓̝͕͖̭̑̑́̀͌i̝͕̠͖͕̳͙̯̣̣̓͋͊̒̄͌̎̀͘r̘̗͙̮̦̣̽̂̀͗̉́̀͢͜͠ ĥ̢̘̤̪͙̜̱̯̓̓̈̿͑́̀m̴͍͖͍͕͈͍̞̉̎͗̅̈̇̓̕͞u̧͔̗͕̻̟̹̳̿̀̑̂̌͌f̵̨̣͎͍͈̜̻̰̬̗̈́̂̈̌͌̉͑̅͘͝t̢̧͍̬͈̗̱̟̰̓͊̿͊̎̓̋̑ ḩ̶̟̞̪̫̼̺̣̍̈̓͊͌̕͠͠ì̫̣̤̮͛͆̂̎͒̓̚͟͠͡ḍ̸̱̖̗̫̥̣̳̭́̓̆͑̚͘͢ź̴̯̯̤̥͎̉̍̎͌̊͘͢ͅĕ̵̡͎͍̞̙̖͇̒̀̎̉̂̒̔̔ v̶̞͙̘̫̻̗͉̄̀͊͒̕̕y̨̬̭̟̥͊̇̊̅̂̌͛͑͠p̷̖̟͇͚͉̞̎̂͗͗̊͝z̸̲͇̳̘̺͉͈̒͑̈́̓̐̅̀͘͞ͅx̷̛̲͈̱͉̗͓̀̃͂͐̎̒͘͘̕ k̝̖̱͔̥̱͓̄͂̍̍͡ͅf̧̦̞̃́̊͌͛͆̐́͜͢͡w̖̱̻̯̱̰͔̥̯͒̍̄̓̂̚i̵̧̛͇̬̝̲͚̱̺͖̓̓̀͂̊̅͝l̵̬͇̝̖̳̲̾̉̋͂̍̂͒̅͒͠ͅ ą͎̲̘͈͚͉̣͒̂̈͂̂͑͌̏͌͌͟a̛͉̩͇͈̯̮̠̼̮̔͗̀̋̇̍̉͞ḁ̴̡̛͙͖͍͒́͆͘͢͞z̶̛̟̥͚̥̱͓̻̖͙̝̋̓̌͛͞f̶̪͔̥̭͈̃̐̅̔̾̾̚ a̶̧̧̡̲̘̠͐̂̆̐̄̊̒̄̚͠h̛̲̫̪̫͛͆͊͒̀̿̀͆͜l͙̺͙͕̙̣̔̈́͑͆̓͊͗̄̉͢͜͠ê̶̛̤̟̣̲̮͈̯̌̌̔̓͗͢d͕̥͇͕̮̬̽̉̋̀̇́̽͒̚ ơ̢͉̖̤̘͆͐̈̾̕͞͝ţ̝̲̹͆͆͒̿̌̃͗̕͢ͅz̵̡̧̛̳͕̲͕͒̿̉̋̃͊̃̄͡v̛̰͓̹̱̫̝͕̏͛́̈́͋͌̊͗u̶͚͙̣͉̖̤̥̖̾̔̇̃̋̕͢ q̧̞̗̻̟̯͐͛͌̀͋̄͝è̪̦̘̻̝͑̊̏̏͆͘͘t̴̰̘̩̫̐̅͌͒̃ͅv̨͇̜͔̝͛̇̓̅̌͐͆̇͟͡ṗ̮̘͍̣͈̲̹͍͆̏̓̀̊̎͜͟͝ e̷̫̳̺̯͖̟͈̓̾̿̎̾͗̈͞͞ͅẇ̴̧͈̝̟͓̼̤͍̾͊̿͋̑͋͜k̢̻͔̠̼̮̪̊̐͜͞͞͡͞d̴̛̹̼̙̺͕̩͖̲͇̋̍̍̒̇̌͟͝s̴͙̗͖̼͓̫̊̊̅̄́̋̋ é̶̼̰͖̥̠̤̱̩̬̖̀̔̒̐͌͆̒͋͡ḩ̞͖͓̠̰̬͒̋͛̏͡q̨̛̹͈̟̥̳͎͔͖͉̈̿́͊m͈͇̟̞̜̥̼͔̾̈́̽̈́͝m̢̧̧̤̲͉͑͑͊̌̈́̿̎ ǧ͇̤̱͚͔̺̣̞̔̓͗́̈́̃ḱ̸̯̰̣͓̜͎͎͗̽̒͠c͙̣̲̞̙̦͐̉͌̾͗̃̈́͘̚͝o̵͍̩̞͕̖̤̱͋̊́̀̿̓̎́͘͢ͅc̵̛̛̳̳͈̞͇̣͍͛̎̏͌͘͜ j̷̢̛̛͔̦̪̟͖͇͎̔̂̈́̌̃̓͜͜s̸̡͈͎͙͕͉̜̘̤͋͂̐̽̓͘͘͘͟b̗̗̬́̿̆͒̉̀͐͋̄͐͟͢ȑ̷̛̭͕̺͇̼͖̜̻̬̄̍̏̀̒̏̀͑w̵̨̱̯̣̩̼͔̓̾̉̂͐̚͠ k̷͈̬̠̰̳̰̜̟͊̍̉̓̆̏̾̀ͅȏ̸̢͇̖͇̣̬̘̞̩͉̾͛̔̀͆̍̽͊̕e̗̦͎̬̥̪̺̳̹̿̀́̑͒̔̿w̸̧̛͔̺̝̳͙͔̦͆͛̾̏͒̄͊́̿͜z͎̼̫̠̝̰̠̪̃́͊͂̋̐̕ a̷̬͙̖̰̹͍͇͔̍̈̏͂͌̕͡ͅc̷̠͍̝͙̄̅̑̀̍̕̕͟ͅq̴̳̰̯̥̰̣͈̑͌͋͛͑̓̽̐̌̊͟w̛̬͖̠͚̥̳̠͖͓̎̾̄͐̆͛̾̕͜ġ̡̘̠̥̼̮͋̅̽́͌͢͠ b̶̢̛̩͖͓̙͑͋̓̾́̿̂͝x̴͈̘̫͙͖͋̊̽̉͐͂̋̚u̷͓̲͖̞̬͋͋̆̓̍͊̋̕͢͢͠͡ì̷̧͍̻͎̲̱̈̔̚͝͝v̱̬͓̺͇͕͔̀͋̃͊͗͂̿̊̚͢ ơ̶̢͚̘͚̮͒̔̓̏͑͆̕͘q̵̛̪͙͉͕̯̙͈̫̙̀̈̋̿͘̚͞ő̸͙̼͎̺̰̳̠̼͆́̀̂̐͛̕͟ĕ̶̜̺̣͎̈́͆̆͗͟ͅͅḟ̷̨̦̯͖̜͕͚͆͌̽́̀̍̒̏͟͟͡ v͉̪̘̣̞͖͔̀̀́̂̄̏͘͜d͔̺̪̰͇̾̿́̓̾̐͂͛͢h̼̫͇̥̼̗̝̩̉̔̇̐̿̂͋̉͟͠͡ư̥̺̲̰̺̥̞̻̈́͌͋͑́̏͆̇ͅr͙͔̻͔̘͔̜͔̍̑͒̌̇̀͘͞ͅ ş̵̠͉̟̦́̊̆̈́͋̓͠b̷̡̩͎̰̺͈͐̿́͛͘r̷̦͓̫̞̪͔͚̊̈̇͗̅͌ǐ̴̛͓͓̣̭̫̞̣̘̯̈́̽̔̊ͅj̻͚̗̮͔̦̪̲͖̱͛̉͒͐̂ e̷̡̪̩͍̖͈̖͛̏̐͑̇̇͋i̛̗̮̤̣͉̎̉̈̐͂̀̀̿̚͢w̢̟̞̪̣͖͐̓͐͑̇̿͐̚̕͠q̡̛̣͓̼͎͚̺͒́͊͑͒̑̑͡f̢̫̲̙̜̪̋̂̔̐͐̚̕ͅ n̢̨̗̺̗̙̞̈́̂̒͐̆̍̊͘͢y̴̠̺̦̜̠̝͗̊̆̑̇̕w̴̧̠̤̦̦̻͊̃́̒͛́͘͢z̸̛̦̺͕̺͖̥̞͆͊̊͌͜w̭̻͕͕̻͈͍͊̇̋̐̊͘͡͞ g̞͇̫̪͖̲̝̮̈̇̀͑͛͢͟è̵͎̻̳̮̞̘͛̊̋̽̑̽̔̕͡ͅy̸̨̮͙̼͓̯̳̟̽̂͋͛̅͆͞w̛͇̘̻̬̭̳͒̂̈́͆̕͡͡t̪͉̤̤̺̼̱̭͑̾͑́́̂̓̕͡͡ í̢̧̳̣͈̙̦̖̂̆̃͒̏͠ơ̷̥̤͎̺̖͋̐̀̃̏̇k̴̨̛̖̞͇̠̍͊́̅̊͜s̡̘̰͙͓̬͙̤̔̃̓́͐̏͒͑͟͢͡p̵̡̯̠̩̠̞͕̙͋̓̐̿̌̾̍̇̀͝ l̶̛̙͓͖̩̜̞͖̬̯͇̈́̆̃͊͒z̷̧̠̟̹͍̰̒̃̌̀̚͟͜͠͠p̛̤̘͖̱̺̫̒͛͒͋̄̀͞ą̧̲̠͍̎̌̅̂̐͌̐ͅṟ̵̡͇̲̻̯̦͇͚̽͆̏̋̚͜ ą̸̡̛̙̼̟̱̌̓̂̄̓́̍̐̕r̖̞̟̯̫̝̋̔̈̿͛̆̕͟͜g̸̭̜̗̻̭͔̜͔̒̉̋̓̔̆̂̚͠į̲̫̼̻̈́̂͊̇͂́͜͡͠j̨̛̩̰͔̅̿͆̑̏̅͘͜͡͠ q̛͍̤̜̱̮͇́̏͌̚͘à̺̳̟̤̹̽̉̀͊͌̃͊̕͞t̵̠̯͈̻̤̓̌̂̊̆̀̀͝n̵̯͔̗̗̭̩̼̰̮͛̈͛͌͑͘͢j̴͍͇̳̣̦̟̙̒̇͂̃͌̏̒͌̕͜ ư̵̪̥̭̲͖̤̒͐̇̓̓̎͟͠f̸͈̙̲̞̰͓̬͕̤̃́͗̈́̅̕r̶̨͖͓͈̝̪̟͌͗̍̏͛̂͢ẍ̨̧͇͕̤̱̻̂͆̒́̋͝z̢̛̥̮͚͙̼͇̣̃͊̽̔͂̐̉ b̴̯͉͙̖̮͕̥̯̙̍͐̌̆͘̚͜͠͝f̧̻͎͇̲͑͛̍͌̈́̔̍͂͡ͅx̨̧̛̟̜̤͔͍̱̉́̆͑͆̂b̵̨̥̗͎̝͖̯͊̓̃̅̐͂͡w͎̤͚͍̗̝̳̎̇̊͋͋͋̎̕͟͡ ẓ̨̭͙̘̞̦̤̋͆̅͗̾̄͗͋̚̕ͅd̴̟̪͖̼̱̺͒̈́̈́̒̓̇͑͌͢͞͡ţ̪̝̩̜̼͇̇͂͛͛͛̏̊̔̈̔͟g̴̡̧̥͈͔̠̝̠̩̃̅͋́̐̃͘͟͡͞x̴̦̮̙͍̠̽͗͌̚͠͡ d̶͇͓͈͍͍̥̾̽͂̀͜͠h̸̼̹̖͖̟̀͛͂̑͛̚̕ͅẹ̻̩̖̯͈̣̙͊̌̉͆̆͐̃̃̓͘h͉̜̠̭̠̾͆̋͐̂͋̈́̒͋ǎ̮͎͙̯̣̹̼͉̳̌̐͒̉̀̊͠ b̛̛͕̠̺̫͔͋͒̔̿͜g̛̠̙͕͖̩̳̊̓̏̍̓͋̇͜͟͢͝t̖̻̹̓̽̃̃̿̑̉́͢͟͟v̛̗̫̭̖̓́̽̂͜s̼̲̱͎̰̖̯̅̒́̇̚͟͢ b̴͎͉̖̜̂͌͌̊̀ͅḧ̴̝͕̬̟͎̰̞̦́͑͗̆́͑͜p̧͍̙͇̺̲̣̰͋̈͋͛͑̍̆͢ş̴̩̪̼͉̖͑̑̌̈́͢͡q͉͍̬̥̘̺̑͒̔̒͑́̒̕͢͜͢ ṡ̙̹̪̮̣̫͖͍̺͌̓̓͐̏͢l̢̜̱̘̥̰̱͍̇́͛͂̀͘e̴̪͖̩͉̝͒̈́̿̑̿̎u̢͚̜̙̜̮͚͆́̈́̂͛͘̕a͙̼̦̰͎̖͙͚͍͋́̓͢͡͠ g͍̳̲̮͓̥̲̍͒̐̐́͞š̸̛͕̥̳̲́̾̄̄̾̇͒͠ͅw̡͎̼̯̯̜̹̲̲͛̅͛͊̊̃͞m̵̗̙̦̼͉̪̱̱̀͆͊̂̓̌͢͜w̛̠͇̠̭̉́̕͢͡ m̤̩̙͓͖̖̠̣̰͍̄͛͊̽̂̑́̽f̳̣̖͔̫̱͖̆́͋̾̓͌͗̚͘͜j̠̩̳͙͙͉̮͕̈͊͋̉́̀̀̈̕x̵̢̘͖̝̯͙̟̗̘̔̔̍͑͠u̶̢̡̥̟̩̳͗̇̂̇͠ f̴̧̨̥̺͉͙̟͚̱̓̓̓̔̎̎̏͊̍͟g̘͚̝͈̬͔̑͛̌́͊̂͑͘͘͟q̶̧̛͍͇̪̤̭̇̆̇̀́̆̕͘ͅͅŷ̷̡͔̹͎̰̟̬̿̒̃͑͠͞s̵̳̠̥̟͍͚̑̏͌̌̊͒̃͟͞ ç̶̛͇̜̦̝̬̈̎̃͊͂̏̉͝d̡͉̙̮͖͂́̑̅̑͜͜v̨̛̩͓̝̰̹̿̽̅̈́̇̃̂͊͘͟d̢̧̳̤̘͇̳̱̔̊̒͒̐͞k̸̨̥͎͕̬̻̯̳͍̗̑̈́̃́̉̐̑̓ j̵̘̯̹̝̩̃̍̌̾̈̇͛̿͘͜ḩ̸͕̠̖̥͕͔͓̉̍͒̋̊̃͛͞͠ǒ͙̯̮̝͚͈͙̓́̌̉̑k͓̝̱̠̝͕͔͐̆̎̓̈͒̑͘f̴̬͙͎͎̩͐̄̈̎͢͠ i̷̛̜͉̙̲͒͋͟͝͠y̷̪̭̖̮̰͈̮͔̒̈̒̄̓̓̀͑̉̕ì̛͕̲̼̤̉͋̀́́̕͜s̴̛͇̼̗̩̞̦̭͗̐̍̀̕ͅq͈̲̘̦̣͉̅͌͋̏͠ ư͔̹̤̯̼̞̊̌̽̇͊̆x̴̧͇͔̠̖͉͇̄̇͐̑͠s͖̣̫̱͙̪͚̰͗͋̈̒͝b̨̻̰̜̘̈́̎̈͂͌̍̒͗͡
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it is a glitch text - zalgo…?

[kizunaut]

DigiZalgo

[t3h]

@avantronica

Sorry to anyone navigating this hot thread by jumping to last post read - merging it means you’ll sadly need to scroll past some posts again, sorry …

Its all good

[stephengardener]

couldn’t make any sense of it in vim or sublime

[Zifor]

“jhlir hmuft hidze vypzx kfwil aaazf ahled otzvu qetvp ewkds ehqmm gkcoc jsbrw koewz acqwg bxuiv oqoef vdhur sbrij eiwqf nywzw geywt ioksp lzpar argij qatnj ufrxz bfxbw zdtgx dheha bgtvs bhpsq sleua gswmw mfjxu fgqys cdvdk jhokf iyisq uxsb”
hmmm how are we going to come up with an abbreviation for this?