It’s a problem. Virtually every word with any vaguely interesting connotation is taken. Even a lot of the misspellings are taken. All that’s left are random combinations of letters and symbols, or pub band names like Dave’s Translucent Octapus. Can we reset please and do another lap?
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It’s okay, all the music has been made too.
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I noticed the other day all the letters, numbers and music notes have all been used too.
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Dammit
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I’d use my own name if it wasn’t Michael Jackson. Jichael Mackson is taken too.
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Mickey Son of a Jack.
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It can be done
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Checks SoundCloud
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Reset everything.
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Just use an existing name and overpower the other artist in popularity 
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And hope you’re not losing the legal battle.
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Blame Com Truise for that.
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‘Anal Spasm’ is free for you to use.
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Cill Blinton
Chet Faker
Joy Orbison
We’re running out of names. It’s a silent crisis.
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Silent Crisis.
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Or to be meta, Crilent Sisis.
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Silent Cringer
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Tronald Dump.
Edit: Scratch that, it is a song.
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Nailed it
Cheers, I’ll add it to my Noise band shortlist. Alongside Rectal Gangrene.
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