Barfunkel - Dubstep made after a few beers

Barfunkel · 2014-03-19T05:44:31.000Z

So, I had a few beers yesterday and ended up doing dubstep and singing a song about masturbation.

Analog Four, Octatrack, Ambika, Big Sky, Zoom 1201, old Stanton headphones used as a microphone.

Barfunkel · 2014-03-20T09:08:13.000Z

I think I have crossed some kind of a line here. I suppose it’s a subject that’s not appropriate to deal with in a pop song form.

Anyways, here are the lyrics, as my vocal delivery isn’t the greatest.

[i]I like to touch myself
When I’m alone at night
Can you feel it
And I mean it
In the night

I like to touch myself
When I’m alone in the night

Aah

I like touching myself
In the bottom area of my body
You know what I mean
Yeah, I’m talking about penis

I like to touch myself
When I’m alone in the night
I like to touch myself
When I’m alone in the night

Can you feel it
And by it I mean your man parts
The part between your legs
The big part
At least in my case
Ten inches and counting

Aah

During that little break
I was touching myself
I do it every night
Yeah, that’s right

Oh yeah

This song is about touching yourself
In your private area

Oh yeah
Can you feel the bass?

I like to touch myself
When I’m alone in the night
Yeah
Alone

I like to touch myself
When I’m alone in the night

Oh yeah
I know you all do it
I know it
I have seen the pictures
The ones you took yourself
Alone in the night
I have seen them

I like to touch myself
In the night when I’m alone
I like to touch myself
In the night when I’m alone[/i]

husc · 2014-03-20T09:18:45.000Z

Lovin’ every second of it!

I imagine you performed this after 10pm and way too loud, shocking the neighbours.

Barfunkel · 2014-03-20T09:22:32.000Z

I think it was about midnight… I was using headphones though, so only my singing was audible. I hope the neighbours didn’t hear the lyrics!

bluewolfse7en · 2014-03-20T10:12:30.000Z

You need to do another version with female vocals, bit of video footage of short skirts & hotpants, maybe a shower scene, & you’ve got a hit

Barfunkel · 2014-03-21T08:19:15.000Z

""bluewolfse7en"":

You need to do another version with female vocals, bit of video footage of short skirts & hotpants, maybe a shower scene, & you’ve got a hit

That would totally change the song from creepy to sexy though…

Hmmm, artistic integrity vs. making a few million bucks?

NRain · 2014-03-21T08:52:42.000Z

Where’s the “Like” button… Oh never mind, lol